Growl......

Dear Stomach,
You have been fed.
There is no need to continue to growl at me late into the night.
You know you have been grounded of late because you have been misbehaving.
Please do not ask for more. It didn't work for Oliver Twist and it won't work for you.
If you behave for the rest of this week, you will be allowed a small treat.
Now please go to sleep.
Thank you.

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